#gary

when you get bored and type in #gary into urban dictonary
by BIG NIBBA August 23, 2017
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Garie

Psycho, cheating, pathological liar, nymphomaniac, narcissistic, bad to the bones, pretentious bitch
by Maryoyopipi August 18, 2017
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garys

pills containing mdma or ecstasy, otherwise know as pingers.
get me some garys for tonight !
i’ve just dropped a gary
by salsslangonly April 23, 2019
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gary

45+ overweight IT geek who eats cheetos all day has no mates has chippie all through his beard and smells of urine.
Gary: "want to hang out tonight?"

General public: "No!"
by g1rynofriends February 18, 2017
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Gary Leeing

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings
The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing
by DavesDenim April 11, 2015
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gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.
Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*
by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020
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Gary Schofield

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.
The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it
by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014
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