garrett evanko

A person of disgusting nature

“Wow that guys gross”
“Yeah, what a garrett evanko”

by momplower420 March 27, 2019

Garrett Glencoe

Me

Its me Garrett Glencoe

by Me dumby head September 17, 2018

Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet

Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.

by Avetso December 1, 2019

Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.

Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?

by lostc February 7, 2005

Garrett

A cheeki fookin coon

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"

by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016

garrett vanhollerback

a little farmer boy that kills stuff on the farm with a bb gun. he even has his own horse that he rides to school everyday

wow bro you are just like a garrett vanhollerback!

by frhgvkjhq;vrnjcf;l May 22, 2019

Garrett Lawson

A person who never knows what he is talking about and nobody ever listens to them, they usually tend to have very small penis’s and have old men clothing style. They wear new balance shoes that old people wear and are only 5’0 if that.

Dude you see that person standing over there, he’s such a Garrett Lawson

by Garrett Lawson May 1, 2019