when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.
by weber April 19, 2004
After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.
by Charles Rice June 28, 2006
One who harvests dingleberries.
by Fulton September 06, 2005
Connor: "Wow that Grundle Patrol last night was tough"
Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"
Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"
by Willjack213 August 22, 2008
An indie rock band from Leonardo, NJ. Their two hits "i'm freer than you" and "extra creditooo" contain several of the musical gestures they would be known by. singing like a faggot, as each of them does, is one of them. Later, chorus teachers and voice instructors alike would come to use the phrase "Scummer Grundle" to discourage students who never really had a chance anyway.
No, no, no - those aren't the notes at all. Stop being such a Scummer Grundle.
by Mrs. Vitalo November 04, 2010
The hidden dining hall on UVM's Trinity Campus. You can actually use BLOCKS to get real food (like pizza, bottled soda, and entire tubs of Ben & Jerry's).
Harold and Kumar went to the Super Grundle to get real food after suffering through lunch at Cook Commons.
by grundletime2468 October 25, 2009
The massive collection of hair between your corn hole and your scrotum/vag that may contain any number of items including unidentified species and and leftover dinner.
Her grundle garden almost suffocated me.
by chrisvt08 February 18, 2011