GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

shneefer goob

cocaína

George: Bro I smoked weed instead of ripping sum shneefer goob and now I'm poor and gay
Anonymous Homeless Furry: Fucking retard

by SneakySnowLeopard December 7, 2024

Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024

habba-goob-un

This is what you say when you cannot enunciate the phrase "have a good one". There are a couple of town's named Kill Buck and Salamanca where honky's will use the the phrase habba-goob-un because they struggle to speak basic English.

When you are telling someone goodbye: "Habba-Goob-Un!!"

by CoonJob June 27, 2025

Goob

A nasty trucker who admits to just pissing on himself a little bit every time he pees into a bottle in his truck. Tends to be a bit racist and cry victim when blasted.

Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.

by TheHairy July 21, 2025

Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi

The 2025 incident between Twisted dandy and goob from Roblox game Dandy's world. Dont ask what happened but to put it short there was claws involved and lots of hurt goob.

Man I sure want to know the Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi incident

by Twisted dandy x goob spicy yai January 24, 2025