a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.
Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.
A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.
Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"
Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.
A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.
The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.
Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.
Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!