Hi, my name is Susan and this is my fuckle, Jeremy. He’s a down right pleaser. And look at that ass.
by MishaMacaroons October 1, 2020
Get the Fucklemug. The act of cursing yourself, or a situation, while at the same time laughing quietly to yourself — because the circumstances also amuse you.
by mrs coffee November 19, 2018
Get the fucklemug. by Airlewe October 21, 2021
Get the Fucklemug. adj. /ˈfʌkəld/ (slang, vulgar)
1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.
Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.
Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
“This launch is totally fuckled—no QA, no user research, and marketing went rogue.”
“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”
“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”
"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."
"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."
"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."
"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."
"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."
"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”
“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”
"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."
"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."
"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."
"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."
"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."
"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
by kickz1990 May 30, 2025
Get the Fuckledmug. Short for "Fuck-Knuckle". Refers to a person who possesses an enlarged and unsightly knuckle, or the actual knuckle itself. "Fuckles" often hinder people's ability to carry out task requiring fine hand dexterity.
"I tried to get my hand into the jar but my big Fuckle got in the way", or "I can't believe I had to button Jimmy's shirt up for him, he's such a Fuckle".
by Retardo Magnifico February 20, 2015
Get the Fucklemug. A women who has chubby hands and/or fat knuckles, she refers to them as fuckles.. She uses the word Fuckles as the perfect swear word when no other word seems to fit. She loves to laugh and therefore enjoys being tickled especially when cuddling and/or fucking.
I hate texting on this touch phone because my fuckles always hit the wrong letters.
Oh hell Fuckles no!!
Me and you gonna FUCKLES boy.
Oh hell Fuckles no!!
Me and you gonna FUCKLES boy.
by Ms. fuckles January 21, 2015
Get the Fucklesmug. 
Get the Fucklingmug.