An expression of vast displeasure.
"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."
"Well, fuck me standing!"
"Well, fuck me standing!"
by Stupid Box Time Waster June 12, 2006

Used as an expression of unhappiness or discontent when it seems everything in your life sucks. Also used when getting a ticket or on bad days.
by Banana_hammeck December 20, 2021

An Accessory- A small, usually black leather or vinyl backpack, worn by females going out for a night on the razz to nightclubs, parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who may or may not wish to send the signal "fuck me". Worn in place of handbag or clutch to carry around essentials for a night out.
Very popular late 1990s and often worn with Fuck Me Boots.
Very popular late 1990s and often worn with Fuck Me Boots.
by NZ Queenie August 7, 2023

by Jack X^2 February 18, 2022

by funnygibby May 29, 2023

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
by gregben February 20, 2022

Oh, please fuck me master
by Master___ October 15, 2017
