Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI

by Round Heeled Floogie w/o floy October 7, 2013

foot jibber

slang for foot job (when a girl jacks a guy off with her feet)

You my friend got a nice little foot jibber from sofia.

by theleague October 24, 2010

foot horn

A dog that is small enough to be stepped on accidentally to make a sound afterwards.

Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers, and Miniature Pinschers are foot horns.

by thisguyrightthere September 23, 2011

Wenatchee Football

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley

“You hear about Wenatchee Football”
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

by Unknownauthor2000 February 28, 2019

Fast Food Football

A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.

John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.

by btothechizzle April 11, 2010

Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.

Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~

by Splek January 22, 2009

take your foot in your hand

Used in the "Gullah Gullah Island" theme song, it means hurry up.

"Just take your foot in your hand. That means hurry up, don't miss the good things that we plan."

by Steveisfuckinyourmomma December 11, 2007