A particularly large and robust poo. Typically one which reaches all the way into the toilet bowl before detaching itself from one's anus. Once excreted, said grogan is then frozen stiff and used as a means for sexual penetration.
Chad has a disgracefully small penis, but do you think you could handle the immensity of one of his colossal frozen grogans?
by Chad Gooch June 16, 2010
Get the Frozen Groganmug. by t master tony July 10, 2009
Get the the frozen chipmonkmug. A French Canadian. (also referred to as Franco-Canadians or Canadiens; French: Canadien(ne)s français(es)) are an ethnic group who trace their ancestry to French colonists who settled in Canada from the late 16th century onward.
"I had to pass a Frozen Frog on the interstate today. They must not know how to read the speed limit in the English Imperial System."
by John Cicero July 21, 2019
Get the Frozen Frogmug. The polar opposite of "Flaming Gay." Used to describe those who are without question heterosexual. Whereas flamboyance in dress and mannerisms are stereotypical indicators of the homosexual male, the dress and mannerisms of Frozen Straight men are conservative and typically low-key.
Josh enjoys working on and racing his 1970 Chevelle SS, follows the Green Bay Packers religiously, and enjoys riding his Harley. He is a Lieutenant in the Army. He considers dogs smaller than Beagles to be barking rodents, and only drinks black coffee. Josh is Frozen Straight.
by J.D. Favre May 21, 2009
Get the Frozen Straightmug. "It's supposed to be -8 tonight, I was thinking of getting some frozen yogurt."
"Jesus dude, be careful. Bring some warm water in a thermos, all right?."
"Jesus dude, be careful. Bring some warm water in a thermos, all right?."
by TheGiggler December 22, 2008
Get the Frozen yogurtmug. by thamann May 13, 2005
Get the frozen strangermug. Take a shit. Place the log in the freezer. Once frozen, take it out and proceed to fuck her with it.
by BigRed1 November 24, 2013
Get the frozen carlmug.