by nunyuhbzwacks April 21, 2008
Get the Friggatriskaidekaphobia mug.When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
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Get the Frigidaire mug.An online or cyberspace refrigerator. A grownup's version of the refrigerator from childhood that was adorned with his or her best artwork, test scores, report cards, etc.
You should have seen the glowing e-mail I got from my boss today about my work on the merger. I was so proud I immediately forwarded it to my parents for the e-frigerator.
by Rebecca B. January 6, 2009
Get the e-frigerator mug.What you say when your car breaks down for the ninth time in a week, and/or when your wife elopes with the postman.
"Oh, no, not again!!! Awww, frigate!"
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