floral park

Floral Park
as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.

Floral Park, is like no other place in the world. You'll learn to appreciate it.

by Katie A. McCabe December 11, 2006

Florathis

A fucking flower. Also can be another word for 'slut' 'whore' 'bitch' and also 'home wrecker'.

A girl walking down the street with a mini skirt and high top boots on. What a 'FLORATHIS' -Slut-

by HeheYouDunKnowMe August 22, 2009

Dr. Florian

Nickname for the best boyfriend in the world, originally created by a younger brother who has since spread the term locally. Dr. Florian is someone who is beautiful on the inside and the out. He never fails to make you smile or brighten your day. He is devoted, passionate, honest, and patient. Dr. Florian may only be a well-dressed high schooler to you, but to me he is the entire world.

Dr. Florian, would you like to go to the dance with me?

by sadghostb October 5, 2016

Florentine

A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.

"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"

by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017

floranausia

the process of lying to someone that asks you to smell a flower exspecting a good reaction when you cant smell anything

women: hey smell these roses
Man: ummm nice
Women: they are
Man: (under breath) cant smell a bloody thing

That was floranausia

by frogcloset November 22, 2005

florence arizona

Florence, Arizona is a town where everyone is mentally ill. Most people live in broken down homes, and pretty much everyone there is a drug addict and/or criminal.

Mark: "hey we're thinking about moving to florence arizona."

Ann: "alright cool but don't cry to me when you get raped."

by FlorenceHigh December 5, 2012

stupid florapope

A lisaism or secret word that is used in a sentence to denote the speaker is superior and belongs to a secret lisatistic society. It is an inflamitory term if used by those that are not a part of the lisatistic order or who are lisatistic but have been banned to utter it by the lisatistic architect.

The great one banned me from using the words.

-Which words?

Stupid Florapope

-You can not say that! You will burn in hell.

by Bongobat November 20, 2007