Fet-Flem

The mucus that emits from your chest during and after the sesh after ingesting methamphetamine.
Fet-Flem sits on your chest and the only way to remove it from your system ia by a cough or a laugh.

*Coughs* "Fet-Flem"

by BellaBrusco January 20, 2019

sir quincy fleet

Great intelligent horse that is amazingly nice and happy 24/7. They are the greatest horses on earth. No one would disrespect this horse. This horse's name is closest to God. You should be honored to have this horse. Usually owned by a Dale. These Dales are sexy and you would be very lucky to have a Dale and a Sir Quincy Fleet.

"Wow, who was Dale riding yesterday?"

"Oh, that was Sir Quincy Fleet. Aren't they amazing?"

by BethHRJ July 25, 2014

The Mick Fleetwood

A solo sexual position where the man sticks his flaccid penis in between the hit-hats of a drum kit and starts to play

"You Can Go Your Own Way" until erection and, eventually, orgasm is acheived.

David: "Hey man, whats with the noise coming from the basement?"
John: " I just walked in on Mark doing The Mick Fleetwood on his dads kit, I guess the rumours were true.

by emcharmander19 May 27, 2021

Fleeting

The act of cleansing your colon by way of using Fleet enemas.

I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.

by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010

Arse Flem

Arse Flem - Rectal discharge of gelatinous viscosity (Cloudy partially set Jelly like substance).

Arse Flem - Seeps from one's bottom after an intensive penetrative arse workout thus causing lower intestinal fluids to seep from ones recktum.

See also anal discharge

by StarMonk3ey77 February 10, 2010

FLEET

a FLEET is a forward YEET
Collins Key invented the FLEET by throwing a pack of fruit by foot (i believe) in front of him and he yelled FLEET

Collins Key-(rips open pack of wild berry skittles) TASTE THE RAINBOW
Devin Key-DUDE WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Collins Key-(holding another pack of wild berry skittles)FLEET

by Bagder badger bagder October 2, 2018

Fleetwood Mac

A noun meaning to urinate and flatulate simultaneously. The meaning is derived from the Fleetwood Mac song "Dreams", in which Stevie Nicks sings, "Thunder only happens when it's raining" Nicknames include: "Fleetwood" or "Stevie Nicks".

"Pssssssss, pppput!"
"Awww dude, you just Fleetwood Mac'd!!"

by Tony Massachusetts October 22, 2008