Flaming Albuquerque

The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.

Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.

That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009

Flaming Homosexual

A type of homosexual that is easily detected by a person with little to moderate "gay-dar". The male form is typically extroverted and has an obsession with fashion. The female form it typically stoic and has an obsession with physical prominence.

Carson Kressley is such a flaming homosexual even George Bush could tell he is gay.

by Steve Tester June 1, 2006

flaming wheelbarrow

the act of a male partner holding his female partner by the ankles while standing behind her, and then walking her around during intercourse. The male partner then lights the female partner's hair on fire and runs her into a wall

yo my girlfriend was so happy i gave her a flaming wheelbarrow we proceeded to have sex for the next week straight

by master of the flaming wheelbar November 17, 2009

Flaming Teabag

When you put hot sauce on your balls and your balls in someones mouth.

Guy: I'm in the mood for tea but I also want something spicy
other guy: lemme give you a Flaming Teabag

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

flaming ass syndrome

When ones asshole swells up like a cajun potato after a firey hit meal

Ciaran:Them spicy sausages gave me a spicy anus
Mark:Me too my ass is like a cajun potato
Ian:You boys have a case of flaming ass syndrome

by Brrgaaah July 25, 2014

flaming rooster

when your balls are beet red, also a homo, fag

dude, that guy is such a flaming rooster

by mr johnson October 26, 2006

Flaming Kirby

To dip ones penis in gasoline, light it on fire and ass rape someone.

Brain prefers the oral flaming kirby

by Roy November 11, 2003