FitzgerOWNED

To get embarrassed in a football game, similarly to the way Larry Fitzgerald embarrasses his opponents

The Number one defense in the NFL just got FitzgerOWNED in the superbowl

by Miami Gunslinger February 1, 2009

Fitzmauriced

To private message someone on Facebook only to be ignored, and then the person eventually goes offline to avoid talking to you

' (name)private messaged me there the other day, and i totally Fitzmauriced her''

by The Ignorer March 21, 2010

Fitz and Miles Carnival

Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.

Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?

by Bobo1967 December 11, 2010

Fitzlana

She is a nice, fun, and loving girl she loves everything and one if you find her she will be your very best friend!!

Fitzlana is my best friend

by CallieAndMarie October 30, 2018

Fitzhugh

an indie indian who is awfully pale for an indian.

like omgzzzzzz did you see that super hot indian fitzhugh over there?

by Hannah Weinstein March 28, 2007

Fitzgibby

when you cum so hard it hurts.

dude i gave my girlfriend a fitzgibby and you could hear her from miles away.

by Alyssa143 August 13, 2007

Scott Fitzgerald

What REAL fans call the writer. (Frances) Scott Fitzgerald would certainly have not gone around calling himself F. Scott. He was a writer who had it all: class, charm, genius and alcohol dependence. He loved the bottle, but by god, that's no crime. Scott Fitzgerald helped Hemingway get published with Charles Scribner and Sons, a fact people often overlook. In return, Hemingway treated him like a douche. Scott Fitzgerald is the original rock star writer, making as much as 3,000 dollars for a short story to the Saturday Evening Post (This is in the twenties mind you, so imagine the equivalence in today's economy). He wrote hard, drank harder, and died tragically at forty four in Hollywood.

Tom: "Have you read The Great Gatsby? Scott Fitzgerald sure can write."

Jay: "Yes, I have old sport, but it's no This Side of Paradise
That book was the tits.

Ex.
Guy: "Hemingway is god!"

Girl: "Yes, but he's no Scott Fitzgerald."

by CharlesDarby December 18, 2011