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funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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faster-fasto

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.
He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.
by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020
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mrs.faust

Literally the worst teacher at delaura. She gives to much homework. Yells at you for no reason and is a complete bitch. She doesn’t comprehend anything and she just like honestly should leave
by Alyssaisthegoat September 23, 2021
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Beatriz Frausto

An amazing person who will always make you laugh, goes through some stuff, but will always put ur friends and siblings first. Has the weirdest dirty looks and is the national school photographer. If you know this Beatriz, don't let her go she gud gud alr.
"Oh wowowow it's the Beatriz Frausto who posted me shipped with Gru."
by imprisonedbanana April 6, 2022
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Nacht Faust

Nacht Faust is the elder son of the noble family of the house of Faust on black clover

He has a twin brother called "Morgen"
His name means night and his brother day

Consider it important bc nacht's magic attribute is shadow magic and morgen's light

Nacht is viewed as bad mannered and only thinks for himself, he befriends yami sukehiro a guy with a similar magic attribute and later on his brother also
On the age of 19 nacht became a devil hoster to 4 devils and one time his parents showed him a bracelet where he could summon a high ranking devil, lucifugus, he accepted but he wasn't able to make a deal with him as lucifugus was killing everyone, Morgen stepped in and saved nacht but this coated his life after that nacht never forgave himself and he made his appearance similar to his brother he thinks that whenever someone loses somewhere/something it's his own fault (caused by the trauma of his brothers death) he believes you always have to be honest despite what you say is the painful truth and in the databook is mentioned that he likes rightful people

I don't think I want to say something more about him he's perfect on every way
-Nacht Faust is Aizenswonderfuldaughter husband
-Yes, yes and yes
by aizenswonderfuldaughter May 30, 2022
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La Fautophobie

La fautophobie c'est le fait d'avoir peur des fautes.
Il a peur d'être tout le temps corriger c'est pourquoi il a maintenant la fautophobie.
by CFS ATOM November 19, 2023
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Dirty Faust

When somebody kidnaps a really ugly guy, then puts a paper bag over his head so they can fuck him through the bag without seeing his repulsive face, then pisses all over the bag. Generally, the bag will be reused between victims so that fluids can keep building up on it.
"I just gave this guy from the bar the nastiest Dirty Faust of all time!"
"Where'd you put him after?"
"In the cheerio pit."
by The Bald May 3, 2025
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