Faitele

The buy one get one free twin.

"ew look, it's faitele"

by Unknown202908872 September 8, 2025

Faitele

Faitele is a name of polynesian origin. Although it is usually a masculine name, parents who are faced with the surprise arrival of a female give this name to their child. Females with this name tend to be short-tempered, horizontally challenged, and facially puzzling. If you ever encounter a Faitele in her natural habitat make sure to bring aliment to appease her anger.

Person 1: Hey what rhymes with Feti?
Person 2: Faiteleeeeee

by A_gorgeous.intelligent.girl. September 8, 2025

Fastest Campus Leaver

Someone who leaves the class before it even ends.

Wow, Nabil left class early!
Of course, he's the fastest campus leaver in town

by Brysaltz November 8, 2025

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

by Om .5 December 20, 2025

Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.

Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"

by Senor Vader November 3, 2016

Viktor Fastén

Crazy boy, annoying idiot. Flamer, Idiot and yeah pretty much it.

Viktor Fastén fucked up my life,

by heuebgrnj December 12, 2016

Ivan Fascella

Someone who loves anarcho-communism

Ivan Fascella supports open-borders because he's anarcho-communism

by Andrew-501 June 29, 2019