Fashion general

You never heard of the fashion general? They are the people who tell you what to wear, how to wear it, when to wear it.

The fashion general is heeeeeeeere~!

by Lovelyjenniferr July 26, 2017

Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.

I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018

DRIP OF FASHION

Known as “DRIPOFASHION”. Creative style that comes from within that represents YOU.

Now that’s a Drip of Fashion !

by mcroni April 23, 2019

fashion oxymoron

when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together

I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans.

How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.

by deefine October 3, 2010

fashion burqa

clothing worn by men or women who aren't really observant muslims but who wear muslim garb to make a statement about what they do or who they hang with. see: poseur.

a."That chick on the subway was annoying"
b."which one?"
a."the one in the fashion burqa screaming into her phone"

by hifive November 14, 2012

Fashion Pony

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.

They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.

by emmveg December 11, 2018

Fashion Nigga

A man who wears questionable yet " drippy " outfits regardless of whether or not they align with gender norms. Invented by music artist vibración mid 2020.

person 1: Why do you keep buying platforms? are you gay or something? why dont you stop wasting your money and buy a car...

person 2: What can I say... imma fAsHiOn NiGgA

by malvado June 18, 2021