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Faint

Track#7 on Linkin Park's Meteora
Faint has live strings. It is a wicked song
by Ditto39 March 5, 2004
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fainting goat

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."
by JMTX December 28, 2005
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Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.
"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"
by matbat January 10, 2009
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Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.
by Jevan12 October 14, 2014
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ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.
"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"
by P_G February 4, 2005
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The Faint

Greatest band from Omaha EVER to exist..
Bright Eyes is just not that good, sorry folks.
by BriVeegs September 17, 2005
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fuck facing

The act of imagining someone else’s face instead of your partner’s face whom you’re currently having sex with.
I think my girlfriend was fuck facing me last night but it’s cool because I was pretending she was Wonder Woman
by Nate From HR June 9, 2020
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