car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

FAF

Internet slang for Funny As Fuck.

Dave Chappelle's set was FAF...

by Ceerip 707 January 23, 2023

Faf

To kick a perfectly good opportunity away. Derived from the Springbok Rugby player Faf de Klerk who has a habit of doing just that.

Some people grab the bull with both horns and others just Faf it.

Dude, why didn't you get that girls number, you totally Faffed that.

Pass me the ball.
No I'm going to Faf it into the air so that the other side can have it.

by Harvmeister November 1, 2019

Faf

Fake ass friend

Mandy- I don’t have time for a faf.

by Yournumberonefaf June 18, 2018

FAF

Fresh as fuck

Alternative way of saying mint condition for not nerds

Yo that antique chess set is FAF, you should sell it to fund your boob job.

by Faffy72minus3 November 11, 2021

faf

fast as fuck

Person 1- am goin to poop wait a sec pls
Person 2- faf pls

by TheTimm August 23, 2021

faf

It’s New York/East Coast slang for,

For a fact.

It’s used to agree with someone

Ex: “bruh his gf is mad ugly no cap”
“Yea faf”

by leilani koa October 1, 2019