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Facebook

A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
Juan: Idk I feel like I have no friends man...
Hardy: Well do you have a Facebook account?
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014
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Facebook

by Jj299 December 27, 2011
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Facebook

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017
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facebook

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
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facebook

Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.
This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.
by dw13my October 12, 2016
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Facebook

Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.
Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.
by xshanexsmithx July 11, 2011
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Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.
Facebook is dead man.
by yugyug March 4, 2018
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