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Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.
Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012
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a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.
by anki24 February 25, 2012
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A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.
Girl: "im so done with all this."

Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("

Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.
by e188 February 27, 2011
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the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...
by your_father_abel September 4, 2011
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A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
Juan: Idk I feel like I have no friends man...
Hardy: Well do you have a Facebook account?
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014
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an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
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Something people waste time on, because they have no life
Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life
by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
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