"Cleaning the porn viruses and malware off my weed dealer's slow-ass laptop was fucky, but he gave me a deal on my next ounce!"
"Driving home 5 hours in bumper-to-bumper to traffic is fucky enough, I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT DARYLL."
"Driving home 5 hours in bumper-to-bumper to traffic is fucky enough, I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT DARYLL."
by 8BitMissingno October 26, 2018
The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.
Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....
by GenX Alt December 09, 2024
when yo man call you on walkie talkie and the gf puts the walkie talkie in her pussy and orgasms while you cum into the walkie talkie and get electrocuted.
by lolmaster394823498 November 11, 2019
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by scripted_noob December 10, 2021
Engaging in sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex that thinks they got the moves like jagger in the bedroom , but they need to let you teach them a few things!
by Maria manniricera February 16, 2024