fondor

WHen someone has passionate sexual attraction to a young farmyard animal. Can possibly be followed by giggidy giggidy becuase of the extreme attraction.

Tom: Look the cow had a baby!
Zack: Dont tell Mark that he indulges in fondor
Mark: Giggidy Giggidy

by george adkgkdaalakwenko January 20, 2008

fensome

someone who is shy and has the qualities of a weasel.

everyday that boy acts like a fensome

by bodsworthy November 12, 2009

finson

related to finspout...literally. The result of your dad getting so messed up on drugs that he only remembers your mom not being a mermaid but smelling like fish and cutting him with her fins.

Male offspring therefore being named Finson.

Mark is just another Finson. His dad was a typical 1950s-1960s college rebel experimenting with everything he could smoke, swallow or inject.

by Jack Whoreson February 9, 2010

FONBO

Fear of not blacking out

"I have serious FONBO tonight"

by IUHoosierssssssssss October 18, 2013

folsom baby

The result of a conjugal visit.

How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?

Girl! This is a folsom baby.

by SmugOrchid May 1, 2016

fogso

Fear of getting screwed over

I was going to get my car fixed but I have fogso.

by Sweetasscars April 12, 2017

Fons

A fons is a fancy word for “penis”

Dude, you got a lil fons

by Owndhbejsosjd December 9, 2019