1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.
2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.
2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.
by hard worker November 6, 2008
Get the ass flutemug. by Cephas January 14, 2005
Get the magic flutemug. Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.
Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.
Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.
Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-
Data: I don't get it
Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.
Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.
Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-
Data: I don't get it
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
Get the Picard's Flutemug. During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor
by Heinousness March 4, 2018
Get the doushe flutemug. by JettingVan May 21, 2011
Get the zute flutemug. Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.
Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"
by i'm ace August 15, 2017
Get the contrabass flutemug. A strawberry flute is when you let a guy fuck you whilst you are on your period then when he pulls out you give him oral sex. His penis would be all red and covered in blood so its like playing a strawberry flute
by Porous Taurus November 28, 2016
Get the strawberry flutemug.