Floppy Waddler

a floppy or upset chode, recieving no action, normally defined as a waddler, or a floppy fish.
hey Aaron i like you're "floppy waddler" it isn't getting any action
by speedway01000 June 28, 2011
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Floppy Vibes

Physical feeling felt on the come up of a psychedelic drug trip, specifically that of psilocybin mushrooms.
Person 1) Hey man are you tripping yet?
Person 2) Not entirely, but I'm definitely feeling the floppy vibes.
by enteringthevoid September 29, 2016
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Floppy Moppy

Immideatly after one man receives a blow job and the other man involved in the threesome is goin down on the woman giving the blow job to the 1st man, the second man unknowingly gets his hair slicked back by the first man's saliva soaked genitals from 1st man backing up for insertion. Also known as the "sluggo" or "Captain Dick Beard"
I bet you didn't expect the "floppy moppy ". Now we'll call you sluggo
by Fuhkinzk March 23, 2018
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Floppy Lion

A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.
Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.

This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.
by THE SHOW on 95X February 03, 2011
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the floppy pinwheel

The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.
by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017
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floppy bob

When your balls slap against a girl while in the doggystyle position
I was doing her doggy style last night, started going too fast and gave her the floppy bob!
by Bob the flopper November 16, 2017
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floppy flipper

When your foot is really tingly and twitchy and moves around alot
wow he is having a lot of floppy flippers tonight.
by Seaz2 December 16, 2008
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