Smelly Bum Fluff

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"

by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019

fluff

Something vacuous, such as a verbal statement, without any particular meaning or value.

Irrelevant details that may cloud the issue of main concern.

His annoying fluff statements during meetings are a distration and waste of time.

by CHOK June 26, 2006

(fluff)Friends

A great Facebook app with cute animals that happens to have an ironic title: a fluff friend is probably a friend in Facebook-name only.

"I have (fluff)Friends on Facebook!" "You mean your sister's ex's friend's cousin you added last week?" "No, it's a kitten."

by Facebook user May 13, 2009

fluffAAAYYY

pronunciation: \'fle-FAYYY\ (with sorority girl accent)
The act of performing shady sexual business. The latin stem flu- means to flow and -ffAAAYYY is a sexually pejorative extension.

Person 1:"Hey Where is my girlfriend?"
Person 2:"I saw her with that new guy in the back bedroom. I think they're getting fluffAAAYYY!"
Person 1:"OMG they better not be getting fluffAAAYYY!!"

by DoubleDz July 27, 2010

Fluff-dungeon

A woman's vaginal/vulval area, usually a particularly hairy one.

It was great, we had some dinner and drinks, she came back to mine and I hopped right on her fluff-dungeon.

by DirtyGertie89 May 19, 2011

Floofle

Someone or something possess an abundance of floof or fluff

I love that cat, it's such a floofle

by DobbyHolland June 11, 2018

Flaffed

When you get into trouble and that one person; usually very loud and obnoxiously says “OOOOOOOOOOOO” and proceeds to look like a dumbass

Guy1 “I was in class yesterday and Jacob flaffed at me”
Guy2 “dude I hate people who do that”

by Gonefortea March 4, 2021