first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).

It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

first period

periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.

period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.

by lilly- mea February 6, 2008

Who's on first?

Just about the greatest comedy routine ever, by comedians Abbot and Costello, with Abott telling Costello the names of the players.

In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").

"Costello: Whats the guy's name on first base?
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."

"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"

by AJ Molina February 23, 2009

first name basis

When you know someone well enough that you call them by their first name.

I had known Mrs. Jones so long I always called her Martha. We are on a first name basis.

by Jim The Clown Hater August 11, 2007

first piece of ass syndrome

When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.

-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.

by Jonks January 28, 2005

First Relationship Syndrome

First Relationship Syndrome, also known as FRS, is the condition of being chronically attracted to the first person you enter a relationship with. Being inflicted with said syndrome makes the process of getting over this person when you break up all the more difficult. Common symptoms include constant distraction, sadness, and in more extreme cases, stalking.

Eddie can't get over Holly, so he's resorted to picking out of her garbage can. That pussy, it MUST be First Relationship Syndrome.

by Christina Monterrosa December 24, 2008

First kiss

The first time you kiss some one (usually the opposite sex)

One of the best memories of your life.

Jake and holly first met in 5th grade.

They've liked eachother ever since they met.
They contiued into 7th grade 3 years later.

At the end of the year all the 7th graders at their school went on a class trip to what is basically outdoor school at the coast.

3days.

2nights.

On the last night of the trip, holly was sitting on the beach looking out into the beautiful sunset all by her self.

Jake sees her and decided to finally make his move after 3 years.

He goes & sits next to her

They started talking for a few minutes.

Then right as the sun is about to set, jake leans over and kisses holly. Praying he won't screw it up.

Lasting 7 magnificent seconds they pull away.

Both in shock.

Both of them, their first kiss.

They smile at eachother.

& get up & start walking on the beach hand in hand.

Eventually they had to get back to the camp.

Jake walked holly to her cabin and kissed he once more good night

"good night"
"night" *holly starts to blush*
*jake smiles* finally after 3 years.- jake thinks to himself

;)

by Aeseventee May 15, 2009