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Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 26, 2019
mugGet the Two Finger Fiddlemug.

Fiddle my Tiddle

'Fiddle my Tiddle' is a phrase similar to 'well gosh diddly darn' originating from Hawaii. It is also a widely popular phrase amongst teenagers and children.
"Well fiddle my tiddle! I didn't know he was gay!"
by BeautyBooty August 7, 2016
mugGet the Fiddle my Tiddlemug.

Twiddle with your Fiddle

John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle
by RastaPastaBeensterBeen March 13, 2009
mugGet the Twiddle with your Fiddlemug.

fiddle fuckin around

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting
by dashitdiggadee February 12, 2010
mugGet the fiddle fuckin aroundmug.

fiddle your faddle

when u gently tease someones flabby stomach or thighs. to fuck with a fat persons fat. to slap the rolls on the back of a fat persons neck. derived from a box of cookies i saw called "fiddle faddles"
hey tyler, you fat piece of shit, im gonna fiddle your faddle
by ryan m 369 February 4, 2009
mugGet the fiddle your faddlemug.

fiddle faddle

A word used by dorks in my biology class for "little penis"
Nabosha has a fiddle faddle!
by Yashira May 1, 2008
mugGet the fiddle faddlemug.

Fiddle me Faddle

When someone asks you to fiddle their Faddle, they mean that they want you to grab their Faddle and fiddle it. If you still don't get it, it means to jack them off.

It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.
Definition 1: "Hey gurl. Why dont you come over to my house and fiddle my Faddle?"

Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"
by @vegan_negan April 24, 2018
mugGet the Fiddle me Faddlemug.

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