F.U.D.A.

The upper fat of the crotch that hangs over the guys penis a.k.a (the dick).

That guys F.U.D.A. is longer than his 3rd leg.

by Choden December 31, 2019

I.J.D.F.M.

It.Just.Doesn't.Fucking.Matter.

When yo have absolutely NO time to deal with assholes, you need to cut to the chase. Example; "What did you say jerkoff? I.J.D.F.M. You dick!"

by rubberdog April 28, 2011

who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this

owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power

by docter cat August 18, 2022

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf

by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021

F.I.D.

Fiona Insecurity Department

- soon to be crushed by the F.A.D. -

(Fiona Appreciation Department)

F.I.D. as in the thing that stops Fi seeing how beautiful she is...

by James Hayward March 10, 2004

F.O.D

Fresh-off-the-dick. A term used to describe a girl who frequents fraternity houses and fucks all the guys.

That chick's such a F.O.D, I saw her at Sigma Nu last night.

by foddy April 22, 2013

D.F.C.

An acronym/nickname for a sleezy night club fully translates to the Dirty Fucking Club. This term is reserved for night clubs that hold themselves to be super luxurious when in fact they are barely one step up from a strip club or a disco on a cruise ship.

Jody: “Hey, I thought you were going out with Tom tonight?”

Jenna: “Oh no, that douche bag is up in the D.F.C. again tonight!”

by JennieLynn23 April 29, 2009