rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

Used Engine

A recently acquired girlfriend who is already impregnated by someone else.

Dude, check out my new girlfriend!

Aww man, she's pregnant! You just got yourself a used engine!

by Aliky February 22, 2010

Southern Engineer

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA

He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.

by rocketnerd November 12, 2011

pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.

"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

by pussy engine inventor July 8, 2014

Engrish

n. The phenomenon of often hilarious gramatical catastrophes resulting from poor, usually over-literal translations of Japanese to English.

(Note: the term is a bit of a misnomer. Engrish doesn't have anything to do with pronunciation.)

(Of course!) "All your base are belong to us."

by Lemuridae November 27, 2003

Sex Engineer

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex

Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"

by Mac Soul January 9, 2012

engineer

1) More useful to society than an insurance salesman.
2) More useful to the arms industry than a big bucket of grenades.
3) More likely to use statistics than 345% of the population.
4) Enjoys overcomplicating things.

The aerospace engineer is the guy in the plane who is whimpering quietly and looking worried.

by victorhadin March 25, 2003