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Edmonds

Lame town in Washington. Full of old people. Lots and lots of old people. The only thing to do here is play Whirlyball and go to Kazba. Often reffered to as Deadmonds, and sometimes Shredmonds. A few good local bands. Home of the now famous band Danger:Radio =
Man, why do we have to live in Edmonds? Fuckin sucks.
by The Punk Rock Kid June 10, 2009
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Edmundo

An Edmundo is a mustache on the bottom lip. It's not a soul patch. It extends across the entire bottom lip, from one corner of the mouth to the other. (an opposite mustache if you will)
guy1: "Hey man, I think i'm going to grow a soul patch."

guy2: "No no man! Don't you know Edmundos are the new soul patch?"

guy1: "Oh yea? Thanks. I'll grow an Edmundo!"
by Rhett Tanner February 29, 2008
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luke edmunds

Is a fat kid who lives ina bumgalow and sweats on games such as minecraft and rocket league. His mum is also a man and went out with a gay guy called jimmy
Luke edmunds met his man of a mother in a bungalow
by jameswfc17 July 27, 2016
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edmonophobia

The phobia of being anywhere near edmon. Anyone within ten miles of edmon will have a tendency to attempt suicide and end their own lives
by Adria July 23, 2003
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Edmund

Edmund is a cool guy, he usually has dark skin and is also short for his age. He tends to like blonde girls and he sometimes dreams about her. An Edmund is also a great friend but tells horrible jokes but his great personality makes up for it, in the end, Edmunds are pretty cool people
Edmund is a cool guy, he usually has dark skin and is also short for his age. He tends to like blonde girls and he sometimes dreams about her. An Edmund is also a great friend but tells horrible jokes but his great personality makes up for it, in the end, Edmunds are pretty cool people
by minecraftpro9 April 22, 2019
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Edmonton

Edmonton:
The City of Champions - We've won 5 Stanley's and 13 Grey Cups (in the past...) Yes, this slogan is outdated. We all get it, BUT have too much pride in our sports teams to take this label away from our city.
We have West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall - and although it could use some sprucing up, it has been under some construction and is finally starting to get some decent shops.
During the winter there is prettymuch NOTHING to do in this city. It's FREEZING and the nightlife sucks BUT the people are genuinely warm and you can usually find a pub with cheap beer and wings, or an ODR open somewhere.
During the summer is when you can appreciate the city and it is no longer 'Deadmonton' or 'Ed'monotone'. While the summer is short, is is jam packed full of festivals such as the Fringe, Taste of Edmonton, Capital Ex (K-Days), Folk Fest (one of the best folk music festivals in N.America), Heritage Days, etc... You can always find something to do - even walking in the beautiful river valley, etc...
I have read all the posts on here dissing Edmonton, dissing Calgary, etc.. While I was raised in Edmonton and have always learned we're superior to Calgary, I feel no need to bash other cities - it doesn't make Edmonton any better. Edmonton ISN'T the greatest city in the world... but it is a damn good place to grow up. If you're concerned about the violence and gangs... then don't be... unless you roll with that sort of crowd, then you will be safe.
You're from Edmonton?!? Where's that?

In Alberta, Canada. There's not much to do there, and I won't live there again, but it is definitely a nice place to be FROM :)
by EblouissantDevoshka October 8, 2011
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Edmonton telegram

A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.
The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.
by chickenkiller October 17, 2011
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