Solar Eclipse

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.

Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse

by REAL_Major_Monogram June 01, 2022

Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

by Sentinel Stark August 18, 2017

Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.

Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!

by 84675938957847 November 15, 2016

Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.

Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!

by nooblegend6927 September 01, 2019

eclipse memory

diminished memory.

He was diagnosed as having eclipse memory.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2013

DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE

It is any designated individual in that CLASS that are pointed to.

It is a bizarre human phenomena.

Used in higher court cases.

Again ANAL ALAN mentioned the problem with PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA to someone at STACKS and the other day a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE happened where the SANDWICH.PEDOPHILE.DARK PUSSY as the SANDWICH BUG was burgularized in PALO ALTO.

When the little boy , little girl , or baby are picked up as can be with instincts and social learning be realized they are in a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE when a PEDOPHILE is near by.

Look this MANDALAY BAY CASE, MGM RESORTS and RESORTS WORLD is now looking at the DOMNIANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE

by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022

Joelar eclipse

When some guys son makes his dick disappear into Joel’s full moon.

Omg! That joelar eclipse was so gay!

by Mowryarti April 09, 2024