Solar Eclipse

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.

Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse

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What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

by Sentinel Stark August 18, 2017

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An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.

Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!

by 84675938957847 November 15, 2016

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A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.

Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!

by nooblegend6927 September 01, 2019

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Joelar eclipse

When some guys son makes his dick disappear into Joel’s full moon.

by Mowryarti April 09, 2024

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when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.

Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse

by Big Dick Mitchell September 23, 2019

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He was diagnosed as having eclipse memory.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2013

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