A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
Get the Russian Executionmug. A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.
by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019
Get the Jungle Executionmug. The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
Get the Executive Dysfunctionmug. "Executive " : n 1 : the branch of a system with duties well known with executive commitment .. 2 : administered for managing stages commitment as responsible ..
by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024
Get the Executivemug. Yeah, no, I know fuck-face! That's why the deadman switch! That's why the deadman switch, fuck-face!
Hym "You cocksuckers are only pro-human when that human is either doing what you want as long as they're within your gaze. And if they are outside of your gaze, they could be getting their heads exploded my jew-bombs and you wouldn't give a shit. You so you can tell you wife to execute the dick sucking protocol and you can go on right ahead and give me my money."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
Get the Executemug. Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗
by Muse Dictionary May 2, 2022
Get the executive governmentmug. The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017
Get the Executive shitmug.