evangeleen 

evangeleen stands for true friend, one you can 100% rely on when your down, they are special but sensitive. they want to be heard and seen for who they truest are. they want to loved and cared for. although sometimes they are difficult to handle and have a little attitude they will be there no matter what, even if they’re down they will push it away to make you feel okay, they are true.

hi i’m evangeleen.

evangeleen by Evangeleen November 23, 2021

neon genesis evangelion fan 

neon genesis is an anime. made in 1994 featuring the weird ass main character named shinji ikari, who harasses women.
neon genesis evangelion fans are usually virgins with zero friends

person 1: hi im a neon genesis evangelion fan
person 2: ew dont talk to me loser

neon genesis evangelion fan by karmz April 3, 2022

neon genesis evangelion fan 

neon genesis evangelion is a popular anime, featuring the weird ass main character, shinji akari

a neon genesis evangelion fan is also known as a virgin with no friends.
these beings are usually found indoors and have never seen the light of day, or touched grass.

person 1: hey, im a neon genesis evangelion fan!
person 2: ew. dont talk to me, loser

neon genesis evangelion fan by karmz April 3, 2022

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

Evangelical Apatheist by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011

evangelinethegemini

the best coolest, sexiest, hottest mutual ever

wow evangelinethegemini is so cool.

evangelinethegemini by ftdtslut June 24, 2021

Evangelina 

Evangelinas tend to be taller and athletic. They can be two faced at times. Actually most times. They also tend to be popular and are kind of annoying. They are nice to you but only if you don’t ever challenge them. Evangelinas are usually pick-me’s and consider themselves “one of the guys”.

Person 1: omg look at that girl she’s such a bitch, she’s athletic tho

Person 2: ya, that’s Evangelina

Evangelina by PeterGreg1247 January 1, 2022

evangelihell 

a dystopian state of torment and misery in which there appears to be no end to unrestrained conservatism, esp. that of the Religious Right.

a place in which individuals are punished in this life and prior to death by means of aggressively retrograde laws meant to roll back decades of social advancement on race, sexuality and reproductive rights, regardless of guilt or innocence.

Where in the evangelihell are my civil rights?
Their life had become a living evangelihell.

evangelihell by measson June 27, 2022