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Ethan is a gay ass, good looking hoe with no friends and never gets along with people. He is always harsh and spoils fun. If you see or hear about an Ethan, call emergency services. He is the meanest person you could ever meet.. stay away.
Dude, call the police, it’s Ethan”
Ethan by Yo. July 21, 2019
1.one who has extreme skateboarding skills on vert and street. 2. an elite rubik's cuber.
1. person1: he just did a 1080 off that kicker
person2: yeah he is such an ethan
2. person1:he just solved a 10x10x10
he is an uber ethan
Ethan by Cooter P. May 30, 2008
Wow Ethan is a man whore
Ethan by Hrjeifhekf January 26, 2019
That guy everyone knows to have a huge fat cock that every boy envoy's and every girl wants in there pussy he is just so sexc did I mention he has a masssssive cock!
jOan:woo his cock hurt so bad
Mary:really,what was his name
Joan:Ethan

Mary:FIGURES!
Ethan by John smith1234567811 October 14, 2011
He never went Flawless therefore he is a garbage bag.
Ethan by The Knowledge Spitter March 19, 2018
An Anime God who knows all anime and is absolute in everything he does. He can Ora Ora anyone who defies him and meme anything he wants. His anime counterpart is Natsu Dragneel.
wow Ethan cannot be stopped
Ethan by NatsuDK November 19, 2018
A god beyond god his understanding of the universe is unmatched as he is the creator of everything. He is referred to a monkey but that is not true as he has to appear in that form otherwise our mere eyes wold not be able to handle his godly being and we would instantly die.
Oh my god Ethan how did you Create the Universe .
IDK i was bored and horny.