Ethan

A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.

I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan

by Hanery March 14, 2017

ethan

really really bad at football

have you seen ethan he is bad at football

by mithak October 17, 2017

Ethan

A person that is good at sports

Is that Ethan playing basketball.

by DoctrSTrange January 22, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the most kindest person you will ever meet. He cares for you no matter your mistakes. He loves video games especially COD ( Call of Duty ). He is very funny and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to. If he likes you he won't show it very easily, but the signs are very clear. He will stare at you during class like your the best thing to have happened to you. He has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen with dirty blonde messy hair. He will blush a lot when he's with a girl he likes. When he hugs you it makes you feel like the luckiest girl/person in the world. If you get a Ethan don't let him go.

"Hey, Ethan you wanna walk to class?"

"Sure."

*holds hands*

by Rayne ;)<3 November 24, 2017

ethan

Ethan is a nigger

ayo my nigha ethan

by jwsusjshshsua November 22, 2021

Ethan

A fat smelly Asian who eats rice and plays apex all day and doesn’t shower

Ew look at ethan that big smelly OUUUU what a smelly bastard he is! I never wanna be that pedo

by AmonFym December 19, 2022

Ethan

An Ethan is usually not the brightest bulb in the box. But is really funny an Ethan is usually tall and can dance like NO tomorrow. He can be very annoying sometimes but that is what makes him funny. He is also terrible at spelling, like REALLY BAD at spelling.

Dumb funny hoooottttttt tallll illiterate ladies man Ethan

by Bear ate my kids June 2, 2017