Epic

It is the most overused word in the english language. It has two definitions. The first one is that it's a synonym for crap. The second definition is that it means classic "cool" or old fashioned or lord of the rings world of warcraft wizards 101 middle agesy or disneyish(lame) type cool(or in some cases "cool"). Cipe is supposed to be "the new epic" because it's epic spelled backwards. But it's kinda lame. It even sounds lame. "Air" or "scythe" sound way better. Scythe and Air might become the new words to describe something beyond the most awesome awesomeness ever seen!

Situation 1
Dude1: Whoa! that video was so epic!
Dude2: That's what you say about nearly every video you see. *5 hours later.
Dude1: I just took an epic ship. I made an epic! It was so crap!
Situation 2
Guy1: *watches top 10 epic songs*
Guy1: That was so epic!
Guy2: If by epic, you mean lord of the rings middle ages like then sure.

Guy2: GET OUT OF THE WAY, guy 1! I gotta chat with my hot smart(Seriously!) girlfriend on this gaming site and then I gotta look at some videos of this hot fictional videogame/TV character.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2012

Epicsteezalisious

When something is so steezy and epic at the same time that it could destroy all life as we know it, it is Epicsteezalisious. (Epic-Steez-a-lisious).

Did you hear about how scientist cloned Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris into one human, but it was so Epicsteezalisious they had to destroy it with like, 12 1/2 nukes?

by David Bock January 18, 2009

Epic Legend

The strongest form of the term "Epic Win", in which the described is perfectly deserving of being long remembered and inspired by for years, decades, centuries, or even millenia to come.

Guy: How do you feel about Michael Jackson?

Guy 2: ...EPIC LEGEND!!

by EpicLegend November 7, 2010

epic rape

To own or "rape" someone so bad it becomes legendary. Death may ensue the person who was owned.

Did you see the StarCraft match between Jaedong and Firebathero? It was an epic rape!

by GarlicPepper June 9, 2009

Epic War

A game developed to waste a humans life. A strategy is developed at first but when the player gets hold of certain items and spells, the game takes no skill to beat while the person persistently keeps upgrading the game for the game's sake.

Person 1: i played epic war 1-4 ! man it was awesome !
Person 2: oh did you go to work???
Person 1: uhhh no
Person 2: wow you really look like a dumbass doing the same thing over and over again right?

by wassapening July 27, 2010

Epic Sal

1. A man of epic proportions.

2. A man who has no fears.

3. A man who is desired by everyone.

WTF? Is that man over there fighting a lion?

No thats just Epic Sal, being Epic Sal!

by tutolandia October 16, 2010

epic gamer swag

you can get this by using stretch screen, having razer mouse, headset and keyboard, have heaps of friends to scream with when u do something cool. having this will enable superpowers, thus, getting epic pogchamp moments. (only epic gamers would have this)

you: (gets no kills with ur dva bomb) wow! epic gamer swag!
also you: (gets team kill when getting suit back)
everyone in discord: OMG POTG! SUCH EPIC GAMER SWAG!

by swagstergamer69 January 13, 2019