I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!
by KREST April 27, 2003
Get the blueberry danish mug.Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.
-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"
by thebonus October 7, 2010
Get the Going Danish mug.jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!
brian: OHHELLYEAH!!
mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*
jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!
brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.
brian: OHHELLYEAH!!
mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*
jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!
brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.
by yowiena69 March 14, 2010
Get the danish knob-halter mug.When fingering a girl from the front you reach back
and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.
and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.
Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."
Ted: "Did you oblige?"
Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."
Ted: "Did you oblige?"
Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
Get the Danish Biscuit mug.adj. Somewhat dun or dusky.
v.t. 1. To consume completely. 2. To have sexual congress with. 3. To achieve victory and dominance, esp. through violence or in combat; to destroy or to disfigure.
Inflected forms: dunnished, dunnishing, dunnishes
Other forms: dunnishment (n.)
Notes on usage and etymology. As a verb, the term is comparable to the verb "to pound." It is also somewhat similar in its connotations to the phrase "to do the job (on)," as used in Mario Puzo's novel "The Godfather" (1969), where it is used both as a sexual euphemism and as a phrase denoting a "hit." One theory traces the word "dunnish" from the German "Donnerschmied," meaning "thundersmith"; presumably, this was converted into English as "dunnishment," and the verb "to dunnish" was the result of a back-formation. More likely, however, "dunnish" is a portmanteau word, combining the words "done" and "punish," or possibly "done" and "finish."
v.t. 1. To consume completely. 2. To have sexual congress with. 3. To achieve victory and dominance, esp. through violence or in combat; to destroy or to disfigure.
Inflected forms: dunnished, dunnishing, dunnishes
Other forms: dunnishment (n.)
Notes on usage and etymology. As a verb, the term is comparable to the verb "to pound." It is also somewhat similar in its connotations to the phrase "to do the job (on)," as used in Mario Puzo's novel "The Godfather" (1969), where it is used both as a sexual euphemism and as a phrase denoting a "hit." One theory traces the word "dunnish" from the German "Donnerschmied," meaning "thundersmith"; presumably, this was converted into English as "dunnishment," and the verb "to dunnish" was the result of a back-formation. More likely, however, "dunnish" is a portmanteau word, combining the words "done" and "punish," or possibly "done" and "finish."
1. We totally dunnished those cases of beers for Newman's Day.
2. Don't go in; Jason's in there dunnishing his girlfriend.
3. In a night of drunken debauchery and dunnishment, Bill and his guests just dunnished all the furniture in the room.
2. Don't go in; Jason's in there dunnishing his girlfriend.
3. In a night of drunken debauchery and dunnishment, Bill and his guests just dunnished all the furniture in the room.
by Jinnentonik May 22, 2006
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