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rock duece

yo im leavin rock duece.
by T.O.T. April 4, 2008
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Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks
Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!
by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009
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juice duece

A wet shit as opposed to the juice of a wet shit
Bill has stomach pain and juice duece
by believer beaver December 14, 2013
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Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"
by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016
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Duece

He is a very funny but dumb person. He will always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. He is the best boyfriend. And is always there for you no matter what. He is a trash skater and a pretty good baseball player. You wish you were duece.
Duece is a cool kid. But he is also sped
by Nobodylovescunts July 1, 2019
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Duece

Duece is the funniest, cutest, shortest, most loyal, dumb person you will ever meet. He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and he always manages to put a smile on your face no matter what. If you are his gf, you are the luckiest girl alive. He will let you know how much he cares abt you. And he will cherish you. Duece is a great guy that you will love no matter what. Even in rough times you will still have a place for him in your heart. There is nobody quite like him. And he will most likely be the love of your life.
Bro, duece is funny, but he is rlly sped lmao
by Nobodylovescunts July 2, 2019
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Poppin the Duece

Never knew she was into it, but right in the middle of doggy, she double-clutched the AstroGlide, down-shifted, and we were poppin the duece!
by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy December 3, 2019
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