Don't Cry for me Argentina

When someone is fishing for sympathy and the person they are directing it to does not care or want to be bothered with their dramatic ploys for attention.

Shan whines to Billy, 'I need atention now Sir...'

Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'

by carrioncrow September 27, 2006

don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 10, 2017

don't cap on me

used as an expression when someone is making fun or being insulting.

HIM:nigga u ugly asf
HER: broo stop capping on me

HER: stop tryna fuck w her

HIM: don't cap on me.

by Steven eric allan February 04, 2019

Don't you judge me

Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement

(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.

Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground

by s331408203 October 17, 2011

Don't make me snap my fingers

"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)

When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...

Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"

Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!

by Juango May 30, 2013

Don't threaten me with a good time!

To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing

Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!

by Good time... guy June 28, 2022