A ditomo is someone who is stuck up and/or really annoying.
Ditomo is used by lad type people, this includes normal footballers (sportsmen) or chavs.
Ditomo is used by lad type people, this includes normal footballers (sportsmen) or chavs.
by LadZ December 9, 2014
Get the ditomo mug.A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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The people everyone envies; Alex, Joely, Anna, Savanna, and Aron.
104 days of summer vacation being used properly.
104 days of summer vacation being used properly.
by macookie June 2, 2020
Get the dettol cult mug.Ditte is a phenomenal person. She is often slender and tall and built just like a ballerina. She is an introvert but likes to be social. She has artistic skills and can do anything she puts her mind to. She has an amazing sense of humor and the kindest heart. Not many people are lucky enough to meet a Ditte, but if they do they will never be the same again - touched by an earth-angel.
“Guess what I just met?” “What? Tell me!” “I met a Ditte and I will never meet anyone like her again”
by redheadedgal January 8, 2022
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Get the ditotorium mug.The act of faking or staging completely unbelievable video content or just insanely stupid behavior to get your coveted "clicks"and waste everyone's time.
did you see that 'outed my gf cheating during baby gender reveal' video? It was a case of rampant diktokking!
"Look at me I fell in the market, I'm a diktokker"
"Look at me I fell in the market, I'm a diktokker"
by Kabong64 December 31, 2022
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Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011
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