kanoe discount

When you are a honeygirl who gets love and affection from everyone. Gets the hook up everywhere she goes with just a smile.
Person 1:I thought the rental car cost $250

Person 2: Kanoe discount got it down to $100.....yayyyy
by Djsnow February 17, 2017
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rar file discount

the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software
"dude, you have photoshop? how much did you spend on that??"
"let's just say i got the old rar file discount"
by debrisandbacon August 18, 2023
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volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.
If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
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discount jacksracing

Tim is discount jacksracing and is not a Chad.
Tim(discount jacksracing) fought jacksracing and lost terribly.
by Alfieallin February 06, 2022
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Billy Bob Discount

A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).
1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.

2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.

3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”
by CBGLW December 06, 2018
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Discount Mario

Any person, but especially a man, being openly and offensively misogynistic toward any person identifying as female.
"Hey Suzie, watch out for John, he tried to tell me women don't deserve equal pay because they were inferior. He was totally being a Discount Mario"
by Disposabledarling November 30, 2020
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Allston Discount

When you get an item for free because someone moving out of an apartment left it sitting out for anyone to take. Named so because Allston, MA is a college town, and is in a constant state of resident flux.
"I got the ol' Allston Discount on a bookshelf for my anime collection."
by Trick_13 July 19, 2019
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