angel face disaster

Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place …

Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023

Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.

New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.

by CathayJule April 7, 2021

Awesome Disaster

a relative cross between pure awesomeness and an absolute disaster.

Full of awesomeness and/or disaster

creatively off-setting

mixture of love and hate

Damn! this relationship is an awesome disaster..

who knew this awesome disaster could co-exist.

by PrjctDiesel November 19, 2011

disaster

A word used when an inconvenience of any magnitude is brought to attention

Person A: I left my passport at home
Person B: disaster

by Stardium April 13, 2024

Milk Disaster

A conversation between two or more white people about something related to hood culture

David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”

Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”

David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”

Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”

by Jackgyver January 7, 2022

Set up for disaster

Being a Walmart cashier

My boy Jorge was set up for disaster at Walmart.

by ItsJustRelatableBro July 18, 2022