Diving for pearls

Performing oral sex on a female, eating out.
The "pearl" is the clitoris.

"I cant wait to go diving for pearls tonight"

by LOGFLUME March 30, 2010

dining room table

Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.

"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it."

by francaises August 19, 2009

sheet diving

Either masturbating under the bed sheets or having sex while shuffling heavily under the bed sheets.

'I went sheet diving by myself again last night' or 'Yeah I went sheet diving with the girl/boy friend last night... '

by D. Maynor November 6, 2006

Buff Diving

Another name for sucking a dick. The counterpart of muff diving. Invented by a closet freak in Buford, GA.

Jim's girlfriend went buff diving last night. When Jim had a sex explosion, his girlfriend almost drowned.

by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

Double Dicking

Dobule dicking is the slang term to double penetration.

Me and my pal nathan were double dicking her all night long!

by boderickp December 13, 2008

Dicking

1. To have sexual intercourse with someone

Why should I help you... You aren't dicking me.

by Uba March 25, 2004

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019