By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

Dib

Someone who cries a lot but makes up for it by being extremely fruity

You: “OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON THEYRE LIKE SO FRUITY AND HAVE BEEN ON THE FLOOR FOR LIKE AN HOUR?”
Your friend: “Yea that’s such a Dib”

by DiscoInThePanicRoom October 3, 2021

dibs

Extremely powerful word which can make people fall down on their knees for you works ever time

I call dibs on the front seat.

by lucas is cool trust me February 16, 2022

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

Dib-dab

When a homosexual alternates their thumbs between a partners anus and their own mouth. To correctly dib-dab one must alternate once the flavour has been consumed entirely off of the thumb before switching back to the anus.

Will had to brush his teeth because he was dib-dabbing with George.

J- ‘How was you night with George last night?’

W-‘I had a great last night dib-dabbing until I had a pube stuck between my teeth’

by Jalexie x June 22, 2021

Dib jit

A word used to describe someone as a dip shit but they don't deserve correct spelling because they are a dib jit.

Jamal: Johnny, you're so small! laughs*
Johnny: Fuck you, you dib jit.

by TheWhiteSwan June 24, 2021