Final Deliverable

To suck one's own dick because one cannot find another person to do it for them.

Kimball, go administer a Final Deliverable to yourself.

by Dankowski161 September 18, 2006

delivery man

a person who shows up with chicks (aka box).

zane shows up with a bunch of chicks for fred which makes him the delivery man.

by fredtar September 6, 2010

Delivering the news

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

by Se7en November 17, 2006

backdoor delivery

receiving anal sex

Last night, I gave that ho an unexpected backdoor delivery

by Orange Guber July 27, 2003

deliver

a meat product

Man deliver they sell in that store is bad

by The Phantom strikes June 12, 2003

Delivery Boy

Similar to the sex stunt, "The Danza", The Delivery Boy is performed when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.

As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.

When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)

After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:

"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)

Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.

"Dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my dick. We had that pizza on the table from last night...I couldn't help but do the "Delivery Boy" on her!"

by Study a Broad January 8, 2009

special delivery

when your having sex with a pregant girl and her baby comes out!

yo so im having sex with a girl and she had a special delivery

by bvgfrevsdjbgfvhrej March 14, 2003