Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that good have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship
by Killer Kobe November 17, 2006
by Gregggggggggggggggggggggg January 01, 2009
by DiarrheaGuzzler August 29, 2012
...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" (if such person is a masochist)
Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', but I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her breats!! Damn, she was pissed!
by demetrius gore May 17, 2003
Chaz:I heard Joe owed you 30 bones??
Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
by chaz714 November 16, 2006
by Clementine L February 09, 2006
When a guy ejaculates into his partner's hand, and his partner then uses this as lube to ram his penis into his gay partner's ass crevis.
by Cristina455522 December 17, 2009