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David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life
by Slimelover55643 July 9, 2018
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-David
David is painful to look at.
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Just a regular David
by Auschwitz jew hitler fire March 14, 2017
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A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it
That David is wild in bed and with his lawnmower
by Stepone October 18, 2019
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David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first
by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015
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The gay ass motherfucker that is dating 10 boys
David is gay
by Dragon_12 December 5, 2019
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I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.
david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one!
by pseudonye October 18, 2010
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