Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.

She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020

Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

by 'z[psidfjv]pojsDv January 16, 2019

financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

Darwin

Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.

After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin

by Thiccydicky November 29, 2017

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016