Damon

Greasy ass bitch, annoying as fuck
fumbles everything, usually seen in discord or Roblox chats
cannot do jack shit in a group project

"holy fuck Damon, the report was due yesterday"
"how the shit balls did you mess that up Damon"
"shut the fuck up Damon, you greasy motherfucker"

by white af crayon August 13, 2025

Damon

hot mother fucker who loves bourbon

damon loves his bourbon

by damons wife May 20, 2021

Damon

Damon is a kind compassionate guy. He falls in love eazly. But now he is suck of one girl. You will never meet a guy as he. He hates himself and generally is depressing

Damon: hay how are you
Person: good

by Teitoku November 30, 2019

Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war

Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver

by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022

Damon Salvatore

IDGAF WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS, DAMON DID NOT!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAPE CAROLINE FORBES. SHE WAS COMPELLED TO LET HIM FEED ON HER AND TO NOT TELL ANONE BUT HE DIDN'T FORCE HER TO HAVE SEGGS WITH HIM. IDIOTS.

Person 1: Omg Damon Salvatore sucks, he raped caroline.
Person 2: no he did not. idiot.

by Shameless_TVD September 9, 2021

Damon Salvatore

One of the hottest men in the world. Vampire on series The Vampire Diaries. Brother of also hot Stefan Salvatore

Do you know Damon Salvatore?
Yeah he’s so hot

by Poo poo caca July 15, 2021

Damon

Someone who works has a job, yet never shows up.

Holy fuck isn’t the new guy supposed to be here today?
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!

by Jahowell4 November 15, 2018